can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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