when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Randomize
