After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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