Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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