Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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