Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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