what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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