My room smells like vodka and shame
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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