so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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