I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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