I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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