i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I had to cum in my sink.
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