yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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