i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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