we're chasing vodka with high fives
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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