I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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