Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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