Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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