oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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