Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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