You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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