And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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