no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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