She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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