I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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