My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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