i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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