it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We talked him into tasing himself.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
i think im in europe. pls send help
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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