Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
