ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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