If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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