with your own penis?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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