quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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