Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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