so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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