dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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