The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
this is an emotional support booty call
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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