Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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