I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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