I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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