Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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