Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
