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Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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