i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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