Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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