WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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