was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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