wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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