I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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