She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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