can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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