Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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